on Michigan

Overheard during a house discussion of our plan to destroy Michigan and relocate its inhabitants to Kansas:

“You can take the people out of Michigan, but you can’t take Michigan out of the people.” — Solomonster

“Are we going to take out the entire state, or just the glove?” — El Jefe

The increasingly surreal discussion also considered at some length the (admittedly dubious) question of whether a wolverine could stop a nuclear bomb from detonating by jumping skyward to cushion its fall.

And I wonder why people so rarely join us in the cafeteria…

One Response to “on Michigan”

  1. I wish I could join you :( I miss the rot.

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