Overheard during a house discussion of our plan to destroy Michigan and relocate its inhabitants to Kansas:
“You can take the people out of Michigan, but you can’t take Michigan out of the people.” — Solomonster
“Are we going to take out the entire state, or just the glove?” — El Jefe
The increasingly surreal discussion also considered at some length the (admittedly dubious) question of whether a wolverine could stop a nuclear bomb from detonating by jumping skyward to cushion its fall.
And I wonder why people so rarely join us in the cafeteria…